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.. When your dad beats your mom and mocks you for crying, when you decide to get in line at the Apple store instead of seeing your dying sister, when you have gay thoughts for your best friend, "Turn it off!" Non-believers hear hypocrisy and an absurdly simplistic solution to difficult issues: "Turn it off/ Like a light switch/ Just go flick/ It's our nifty little Mormon trick." But people of faith (not just Mormons) have no problem with self-denial. Fenster, Ph.D. Trey Parker and Matt Stone (along with their collaborator on the book, lyrics and music -- Robert Lopez of Avenue Q) have delivered a show that does indeed mercilessly mock religion, even while conceding that people's beliefs can make them do some nice things (like help the poor) though also do some mean things (like launch Crusades). Post Comment Your name E-mail The content of this field is kept private and will not be shown publicly. Still faith overrides all obstacles. Listen while you read! I got a feelin' that you could be feelin' A whole lot better than you feel today You say you got a problem Well, that's no problem It's super easy not to feel that way When you start to get confused Because of thoughts in your head Don't feel those feelings, hold them in instead Turn it off like a light switch Just go, click It's a cool little Mormon trick We do it all the time When you're feeling certain feelings That just don't seem right Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light And turn 'em off, light a light switch Just go back Really, what's so hard about that Turn it off, turn it off When I was young my dad Would treat my mom real bad Every time the Utah Jazz would lose He'd start a drinkin' and I'd start a thinkin' How'm I gonna keep my mom from getting abused I'd see her all scared and my soul was dyin' My dad would say to me Now don't you dare start cryin' Turn it off like a light switch Just go flick It's our nifty little Mormon trick Turn it off, turn it off My sister was a dancer but she got cancer The doctor said she still had two months more I thought she had time, so I got in line For the new iPhone at the Apple Store She lay there dying with my father and mother Her very last words were, "Where is my brother?" Turn it off (Yeah) Bid those sad feelings adieu The fear that I might get cancer, too When I was in fifth grade I had a friend, Steve Glade He and I were close as two friends could be One thing led to another and soon I would discover I was having really strange feelings for Steve I thought about us on a deserted island We'd swim naked in the sea and then he'd try and whoa Turn it off like a light switch There, it's gone (Good for you) My hetero side just won I'm all better now Boys should be with girls That's Heavenly Father's plan So if you ever feel You'd rather be with a man, turn it off Well Elder McKinley, I think it's okay That you're having gay thoughts Just so long as you never act upon them No 'cause then you're just keeping it down Like a dimmer switch on low Thinking nobody needs to know But that's not true Being gay is bad but lyin' is worse So just realize you have a curable curse And turn it off, turn it off, turn it off Now how do you feel? The same Then you've only got yourself to blame You didn't pretend hard enough Imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes And find the box that's gay and crush it, okay No, no, I'm not having gay thoughts Alright, it worked Turn it off , turn it off, turn it off Like a light switch, just go click (Click, click) What a cool little Mormon trick (Trick trick) We do it all the time When you're feeling certain feelings that don't seem right Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light Turn it off like a light switch on a cord Now he's isn't gay any Turn it, turn it, turn it off Submit lyrics correction → Add Comment Miscellaneous Tracklist 1 All-American Prophet 2 Spooky Mormon Hell Dream 3 Hasa Diga Eebowai 4 Turn It Off 5 Two By Two 6 I Am Here For You 7 I Believe 8 Tomorrow Is A Latter Day 9 Hello! 10 You & Me (But Mostly Me) 11 Man Up 12 Joseph Smith American Moses 13 Sal Tlay Ka Siti More Albums embed Embed Get the embed code The Book Of Mormon - Miscellaneous Album Lyrics1.All-American Prophet2.Spooky Mormon Hell Dream3.Hasa Diga Eebowai4.Turn It Off5.Two By Two6.I Am Here For You7.I Believe8.Tomorrow Is A Latter Day9.Hello!10.You & Me (But Mostly Me)11.Man Up12.Joseph Smith American Moses13.Sal Tlay Ka SitiThe Book Of Mormon Lyrics provided by SongLyrics.com Note: When you embed the widget in your site, it will match your site's styles (CSS). ..
ELDER MCKINLEY: F Gm C F No, because then you're just keeping it down, Gm C F Like a dimmer switch on low, (On low!) Gm C F Thinking nobody needs to know! (Uh oh!) ELDER PRICE: Gm C But that's not true! ELDER MCKINLEY: Bb C Being gay is bad, but lying is worse, Bb C So just realize you have a curable curse, And turn it off! (Turn it off, turn it off!) (Dance) Turn it off! (F) Gm C Now how do you feel! ELDER PRICE: F The same ELDER MCKINLEY: Gm C F Then you only got yourself to blame, Gm C F You didn't pretend hard enough Bb C Imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes, Bb C and find the box thats gay and CRUSH IT! Ok? ELDER PRICE: No, no, -I'm- not having gay thoughts ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Alright! It worked! (Yay!) (Turn it off!) (Turn it off, Turn it off!) F Gm C F (Turn it off, turn it off like a light switch just go click click! Gm C F What a cool little Mormon Trick! Trick trick! Gm C We do it all the time!) ELDER MCKINLEY: Bb C When you're feeling certain feelings that just don't seem right! Bb C Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light! F# G#m C# F# Turn it off! (Like a light switch, shut it off!) G#m C# (Now he isn't gay anymore!) (Turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it.!) (Turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it.!) (Turn it.) F# ELDER MCKINLEY: Turn it off! Suggest correction What's this? You can suggest a correction to this tab. Believing when there is no proof." The hero has doubts? So does anyone of faith who isn't feeble-minded. Cheeeek that out dude. Through denial. So they created a musical that has hilarious jabs but also features genuine characters with real emotions. Indeed, even people of every faith who do sincerely believe are often ill-informed about their own religion. Yes, those are things they believe, albeit not voiced the way they would or with the accuracy they deserve. The title translates as "F*** you, God!" and is sung by Ugandans who lament war lords, endemic poverty, a crippling rate of AIDS and other miseries that make Job's life seem like a walk in the park. Our heros Elder Price (the marvelous, should-have-won-the-Tony Andrew Rannells) and Elder Cunningham (the funny sidekick Josh Gads) are shocked of course.
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